{"id":7,"date":"2006-03-20T11:36:23","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T19:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2006-03-20T13:58:19","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T21:58:19","slug":"the-acting-stache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"The Acting ‘Stache"},"content":{"rendered":"

KEITH fills out a form waiting for an AM PM Commercial Audition. He turns and sees a mustachioed fellow doing the same.<\/p>\n

Keith – Sweet ‘Stach Bro.<\/p>\n

Jake – Thanks man.<\/p>\n

K – Yeah I had one till a few months ago. Yer making me miss it.<\/p>\n

J – Aww man! Why’d you shave it?!<\/p>\n

K – It was getting sorta of unwieldy.<\/p>\n

J – You started kissing a girl.<\/p>\n

K – No, unfortunately… I had it where the ends were curling up\u00e2\u20ac\u201c<\/p>\n

J – The full “Rollie Fingers.”<\/p>\n

K – Exactly. It was becoming a lot of effort to upkeep, and then there were a few auditions that I thought I should lose it for…<\/p>\n

J – Yeah, I get so much crap from my agent about this thing (Mustache).<\/p>\n

K – Bet.<\/p>\n

J – But if you like this (mustache), then you’ll probably appreciate what I’ve got going on here.<\/p>\n

(Jake hands Keith his Headshot. Jake is pictured well coifed and leaning to one side wearing a Chicago Bears sweater, his mustache brilliant over a “thumbs up” smile.)<\/p>\n

K – Oh… Oh my. That’s… its really good.<\/p>\n

J – Hahaha, Thanks.<\/p>\n

I’ll tell you who likes it (mustache) though. I’m a card player, and not a good one, so when I go to casinos and am at tables I like to make a few jokes.<\/p>\n

Normally I say something and get “not a chance kid” looks from people, but since I’ve had the stach… The other night I was down in San
\nDiego\u00e2\u20ac\u201c<\/p>\n

K – At Oceans 11.<\/p>\n

J – Haha! Yes! Right off the I-5<\/p>\n

K – Place is beat.<\/p>\n

J – Yeah! So i’m there and crackin’ jokes and this old grizzled guy is like: (gravely, pointing) “You said it Chief.”<\/p>\n

Casting Agent – Keith and… Jake, you’re next.<\/p>\n

\"Jake
\nLet us hope and pray.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

KEITH fills out a form waiting for an AM PM Commercial Audition. He turns and sees a mustachioed fellow doing the same. Keith – Sweet ‘Stach Bro. Jake – Thanks man. K – Yeah I had one till a few months ago. Yer making me miss it. J – Aww man! Why’d you shave it?! […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-texts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/keithpaugh.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}