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Category: Texts

Confession

Yesterday the Elders Quorum made breakfast for a Break-The-Fast meal. I had mentioned earlier to the EQP that they should add bacon to their menu, which he so kindly did. Well, they bought a lot of bacon. About 10 pounds worth even, but as luck would have it they were practically out by the time […]

Birthday Page For Teacher 3/22/06

Dear Diane, I’m glad you were born because you have this smile I can’t forget. It shines all the time. Love, Josh (6)

The Acting ‘Stache

KEITH fills out a form waiting for an AM PM Commercial Audition. He turns and sees a mustachioed fellow doing the same. Keith – Sweet ‘Stach Bro. Jake – Thanks man. K – Yeah I had one till a few months ago. Yer making me miss it. J – Aww man! Why’d you shave it?! […]

Response to Robots vs. Pirates Party 2002

You asked about my tank war story… Here it is: This story came up from realizing that Jenelle and Conny live on the same street as my old boarding house. I lived on Rossmore when I went to Art Center School. The house is just two blocks from where they live. I lived in this […]

Sugar Shorts

I’ve been mentioned on Cindy’s blog a fair amount lately, and I have something to say about that. It makes me blush. Blush with honor. Cindy’s beyond first rate, and to have her always say such nice things about you is humbling. Her name is synonymous with the words “good party”, she oozes talent (in […]

Hey Gang

This is my new birthday blog. I got it for turning age. I am enlisting some homies to help learn me to trick this place out soon. In the meantime… I got nothin’