I heard he beat a hobo so bad they had to remove his kidney. When the cops showed they asked The Easter Bunny “Where’s the bad guy?” To which he responded “I’m the mother-effin’ bad guy.” And proceeded to beat the cops half to death with their own nightsticks.
I don’t think we can blame the Easter Bunny for all this rage, maybe it’s just a defense mechanism. How would you feel if someone stole all your mother-effin’ eggs? Especially after you went to great lengths to hide them? He’s a bunny, and a dude bunny at that, it’s not like he can lay more eggs.
I think this whole easter bunny rage could be resolved by just getting the poor guy a nice safety deposit box.
The Easter Bunny hasn’t changed much since my youth. That bastard.
Tell me about it.
If you see him go into a furious no-handed circular march… that rabbit’s gonna bite you with a “crunch.”
I heard he beat a hobo so bad they had to remove his kidney. When the cops showed they asked The Easter Bunny “Where’s the bad guy?” To which he responded “I’m the mother-effin’ bad guy.” And proceeded to beat the cops half to death with their own nightsticks.
I don’t think we can blame the Easter Bunny for all this rage, maybe it’s just a defense mechanism. How would you feel if someone stole all your mother-effin’ eggs? Especially after you went to great lengths to hide them? He’s a bunny, and a dude bunny at that, it’s not like he can lay more eggs.
I think this whole easter bunny rage could be resolved by just getting the poor guy a nice safety deposit box.