R.I.P
by keithpaugh
Are we really stealing bikes still? Have we not reached an age of wisdom and presence where we steal things of monetary value, and not sentimental? iPods, wallets, identities… these are small, expensive and easy to palm; but bicycles! I’d understand if you just really needed a ride, but how much could you be making? What’s your take home? 50 Dollars? 100?
I’ve had fantasies of, late at night catching you in your burglary. Tracking you back to your den of two-wheeler thieves, and confronting you. In my favorite, you pull a knife after my brief demand that the Black Schwinn be returned, and in two swift blows I disarm you of your blade, and smash you in the face with a wrench picked up entering the shop.
I related some of these daydreams to my compassionate brother-in-law Danny, and a few days later received this rendering of the scene:
In my imagination its not as heroic, but no less messy. Your demise is ignominious, and sanguine. One of pity and disappointment.
What is there to learn from this experience? What to be gained more than the void in my apartment stairwell? I can only hope that its gone to happy home, for a reasonable price. To someone who will appreciate its reinforced mountain bike rear rim for jumping stairs, and sometime replace the white walls as they are wearing thin.
I set aside my revenge for thoughts of the good times, and the rides we had. May they begin for someone else.
– Keith Paugh
i just took my schwinn in to get fixed up today … the irony…
sorry for your loss…
This might be the saddest post I’ve ever read. Just know we’re thinking of you in your time of loss. Let me know if there is anything I can do. Caserole?
I heard it and couldn’t believe it. Probably some neighbor kid was jealous of the good times you’ve had. Three things.
1. Nice LA Lakers jersey in the cartoon. Spot on Keith Paugh.
2. Take me with you when you start shopping for a replacement. I’d like to get a three wheeler, with a big ole’ basket in the back.
3. Aaron just blogged about bikes, maybe he has some suggestions on a suitable replacement. http://sosurfdork.blogspot.com/2007/10/bikes-are-fun.html
this is sucks.
If it helps, I have High Definition memories of that bike time lapsed into the sunset. You will be seeing it on a BYUTV soon.
i do have a suggestion for a replacement, my crusier is yours. seriously. i just bought me a new bike. you can have my Manny’s special. i’m calling you right now!
sorry for you loss….
Now you can build a fixed gear!
That’s puttin’ a bit o’ sunshine on this raincloud!
your film broke my heart. I am so so sorry.
i’m sorry for your loss. i miss you. come to palo alto and visit us.
i just noticed that after you did your business with the crescent wrench you stole the bike theifs jersey… bravo
Yeah. That’s my favorite part too.
I’m jealous of thief.
Do you have a local flea market? In Berkeley bikes went missing ALL the time (local wisdom was to paint your bike as ugly as possible to make it less desirable, but theft was still a major issue) and I heard that nearly all the bikes showed up at the Saturday flea market.
(This suggestion brought to you by Rob Hall’s sister.)
seriously, come visit. you have come up in conversation like five times in the past week. i think it’s a sign, and i’m just delivering the message that god said you’re past due in the bay area.